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Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Trampoline

This word would always prod images of some old generation medicines like Tetracycline or Asthalin whenever it occurred in younger circuits and remained a latent anxiety until Shaayan, my son brought it to fore on his fifth birthday. Looking at his new slated demand I immediately started sliding my fingers on Google with similar sounding contraband drug names blinking in my mind before android and Jelly Beans on my smart phone spilled the knowledge beans to something which I never ever thought. As a new generation dad my progressive belief was challenged as I was still anticipating the early year birthday gifts to be bicycle or a pair of skate’s types. With world getting flatter so aspirations have to be fatter, I realized.
The demand was registered in the family shopping cart, was subsequently presented to my better-half and then we became virtual navy seals sniffing out more info about this giant launching pad. Tired of being quizzed every morning emphatically by my son as if springing out of an unfinished dream, I promised him to get one soon with half open eyes and intent….the little one was already prancing in the dreams. On the cyber front what was clearly evident was the fact that India was starting to jump quiet late in the century where developed countries were already jumping for recreational or health reasons since a decade now. Good for health as a cardiovascular exercise, it also helps the kids to grow taller and muscular that too without   consuming or leaving any carbon footprints! A family sport with no effort at all like blithe daddy dancing, this eco-friendly equipment capable of wrestling all weather conditions in the open started catching my interest now.
With conviction which proved to be viral originating from my son now, I started getting Trampoline ‘shots’ quiet frequently; frequent enough to defy the rule of ‘SOS’ actually. My next door Gym got one for special needs in aerobic classes and calorie churning; I spotted one in DLF club where parents and kiddies were bouncing alike. Then the day care of my son recently acquired two of them to make children feet happy and light footed. The last spring in the decision of buying one was put on during our small weekend vacation to Jim Corbett where our resort had one trampoline and gave enough reasons to buy one as soon as possible. My rusted and overweight frame too could explore the child within me and bounce like a crazy ball. We could not hunt the big cat at Jim Corbett with our SLR but were still happy to be hunted on new found bounce in our lives.
The apartment we live in posed an initial challenge in our attempt to figure out a space for placing the Trampoline until we met Mr Chhabra of “You Luv Sports” who consoled our quest with different sizes available in his catalogue to help the “carpet area” challenged like us. The delivery was promised instant and the pocket also was happy to accommodate the bounce relatively much easier than what others were posing. Thankfully, it did not cost tall enough to cut down on the birthday celebrations and we could go ahead with a decent birthday bash too as a ritual!. The deal was signed and bounceignmnet delivered a day before Shaayan’s birthday, while he was fast asleep, the equipment was unfolded and assembled with all the safety gears to perfection.
The morning proved out to be eventful in true sense as the news spread in the apartment’s kids’ ring about this new jazz and more and more feet joined to make it a special day for my kid. The evening was also happening as kids hit the bouncing mat singing the birthday song to glory and without vandalizing the toy room of my son J.
And we jump happily ever since….actually speaking now I realize the crest and trough in Shaayan’s DOB 08-08-08. He always had a hidden bounce!!
I wish best of luck to Mr Chhabra in his noble mission to spread the trumpet of Trampoline in India. It can help reduce the bouncing paunch of so many fellow beer-i-zens. As a forerunner I chose it as my election campaign symbol if ever I launch “aam bacchha party”.

Sunday, June 2, 2013

La Canine Affair



Every morning when my dog pulls me out for a walk, I try to question if I am taking him for a walk or he is the one taking me for a run knowing well my affair with butter chicken and extra kilos on my body…reasoning apart one of the simplest pleasures in life is for sure - a dog walk!  To put it in a ‘kennel’, having a dog as a part of the family is simply great. They keep you happily engaged and tickle your emotions, give no reason to be less of a human even a single day and don’t care if you had a late party last night. All they need is your attention (in full innocence) and all they give back from their round button eyes and moist noses is undiluted love. Good that they can’t speak as they are blessed with a superior device - an invisible router to keep everybody in the family connected on its woof-woof network 24X7 and with no rental charges! Complimenting this device, however, there is also a canine translator to human emotions which make them an astute follower of your mood swings and the real dog lovers may swear by the way their pooches twitch their ears in combination with tail when you get back from work- sometimes stressed and sometimes simply exhausted…a happy pooch fixes it all!


I wonder how many animals our ancestors  would have tried  to finally declare Dog as man’s best friend but today these four legged are more than just friends and increasingly being welcome by more and more families to  put a spindle in their emotional wheel which otherwise has spins less in fast and virtual world. Try remembering when you last saw a plaque card on the house front saying “Beware of Dog”….there are very few left actually. One, the dogs are no more used for hunting or guard reasons, primarily they are adopted as extended family members and secondly it is assumed by all dog owners in their full rights that all guests will love their dogs the same way as they do,,,Ummm over cautious guests are a difficult lot …actually in that case we anyways don’t manage our dog, we manage our guests  ;-) !


Good that over the ages, modernization has not hit the canine kingdom, as I can’t imagine chatting online with my “Zeus” and following him on Twitter or Facebook . There is no replacement to the raw and earthy feel of your Pluto licking and cuddling you all over and whining to get more out of you. They just need to be around you, be it summer, winter or rains and you feel strangely comforted within yourself when you provide simple comforts to your dog. Especially winters, when they snug in your quilts and you allow them, as the savior in you takes over and more importantly you also enjoy the warmth and aroma of your dog, isn’t it? We love the playful biting in their puppyhood even forgive the brat for brushing his jaws with most expensive furniture, footwear or mobile phone and sometimes undergarments too. All doggy homes are blessed with such furniture turning into Tiger scratch marks with a story behind.


Human beings are an evolving lot and so have they in their canine affair too. A puppy brought in a home soon becomes an eye candy and you only grow fonder and fonder with time. You fix up a reliable vet first, then a good dog food each promising so much content to make him a poster dog, vaccinations and then exhaustive grooming sessions. In the evolved stage if your “dog really has his day” you may treat your poodle with elaborative spas, massages, pool and hair cut ! Some dogs are born with silver bowls otherwise an Aam Admi  will run for a champi after paying for spiritual salvation of your Tuffy ! Needless to say, the backbone of any canine affair is simple love and affection of family members who owe it. An occasional doggy treat to fire his taste buds is a must. A happy Roxy will be probably the most well behaved Roxy.


While every proud dog owner has full right to exercise his PDA (public display of affection) however, the modern day community living will surely dampen your display there. The most important command to be taught should be “HOLD”. Then use it instinctively in elevators, common areas, walking alleys till you are out of gate so that you don’t get uneasy paying a fine while the dog is easing himself clueless of the cost involved.  

My canine affair dates back to my childhood where my family supported it fully and being a proud dog owner of one year old lovely boy Zeus, still I have a wish list to make this world more canine friendly:
·         Picnic spots where we can go with our family and extended family.
·         Open air restaurants for enjoying long drive and food together.
·         Highway hotels where we can stay without worrying about the left behind soul.
·         Beaches allowing dogs along with their owner families
·         Free supply of dog biscuits and dog food (now I am getting too ambitious…two woofs for that!!)
And finally few pubs in the city to make the experience “shaken” and not only “stirred”